I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
