i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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