A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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