I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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