we have officially lost it.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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