I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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