worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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