chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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