We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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