she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I need to align my fucking chakras
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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