I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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