is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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