i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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