I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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