the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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