Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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