that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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