Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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