Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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