walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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