Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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