when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We are two peas in an std pod
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
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