She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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