i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I understand Curling. That high.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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