so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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