He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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