Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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