I'm lost and stupid without you.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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