Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
