Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
porn star boner night. come get it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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