"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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