Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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