i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
send nudes
from the living room?
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