Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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