You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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