If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm going to jail i love you
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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