There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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