vagina is talking i cant
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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