You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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