3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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