I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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