so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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