Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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