I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
