Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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