maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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