Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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