How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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