So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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