Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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