im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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