bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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