rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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