we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
babies were throwing up all over the place
love makes seman taste better
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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