He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
