it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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