I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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