I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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