Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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